Story Time

Alexander: "Mommy, who is your Papa and Umma?"
Mommy: "Well, my Papa died before you were born and is in Heaven and my Umma is Great-Grandma."
Alexander: "Oh, he died? What's Heaven?"
Mommy: "I think Heaven is where people we love go when they die."
Alexander: "Oh."

Pause

Alexander: "I know where retired people go."
Mommy: "Where's that?"
Alexander: "Florida."